You wanna know the biggest thing about me..?
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broternia: i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie” i’m laaughing so...
squiiiije: In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND baggy sweatpants and the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her
cybergay: my rooms a wreck but then again so is my life
saying “how can you be sad when people have it so much worse than you” is as ridiculous as “how can you be happy when people have it so much better than you”
tablespoons: those albums that you can listen to straight through without skipping any songs
tellmetofeel: how to piss someone off in 3 seconds a book written by my mom
Today I went to Subway.
letsfeelthathing: There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”
strideer: you decide to just glance at your dash before you go to class. you start scrolling and scrolling. after awhile you think you’ve had sufficient time. you look up. your house is nothing but charred ruins. beyond your neighbourhood has been laid to waste. giant cracks in the earth’s crust spurt lava a few metres away. you have blogged till the end of the world. congratulations
shoutout to those people who have been following me for a long time and have never unfollowed me even those times i wanted to unfollow myself we are true soul sisters you feel me
Look me in the blog THEN tell me I'm perfect.
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orderlybunker: Tumblr will remain independent Yahoo bought it because Tumblr was getting too expensive The only thing changing will be the one’s legally owning Tumblr There will remain absolutely no restrictions on gifs/fics/pictures/edits/porn/terms and conditions The terms and conditions will remain the same Tumblr’s options were to shut Tumblr down or get funds ThE lAyOuT iS nOt...
i’d like to formally apologize to anyone i’ve disappointed with my terrible friendship skills
whydidyouhavetouse-tongue: consultingdemon: the Supernatural fandom should just scare Yahoo away from Tumblr Dear Yahoo, Love, The Supernatural Fandom
avengerstimebitches: foxnewsofficial: cock-and-coke-is-my-white-rabbit: spookyroomba: foxnewsofficial: what does tumblr even mean tumblr means family. and family means nobody gets left behind. that’s actually kind of touching. it’s actually kind of gay that’s also what tumblr means
a-weeping-fangirl: consultivedetectiveintraining: eternalpurgatoryofdestiel: agehachou: having crumbs in your bra is one of the worst feelings in the world have you ever stepped in a puddle with your socks on? Have you ever had the dark lord scar you and kill your parents when you were a baby Have you ever had crumbs in your bra
elasticitymudflap: when people ask me if i know about a thing i’m actually a huge fan of
ostracizedpoodle: be nice to me i may be hot one day
galacticdad: when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing was called thinking.
partybarackisinthehousetonight: i am proud to live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police will
Americans: YOU CAN'T SAY SWEAR WORDS ON TELEVISION OH MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
meanwhile in Norway: welcome to the fucking news
meanwhile in the UK: dick dick balls sex gay tea GAAAAYY I'm taking off my pants on live tv this is family tv!!!
holyshitsouthpark: dearborns: foxnewsofficial: they should replace hospital gowns with colourful mexican ponchos because they’re kinda similar and no one could be sad if we’re gonna die let’s die looking like a peruvian folk band
lockedin221b: luciferisasexybagofdicks: msynergy: When the actors ship their characters as much as the fans do: