This is all the stuff I find amazing in any way. Don't like it? Then suck it and get the fuck off my page. Have a nice day ^_^
That’s probably why your moms mouth is so fresh
If I ever get married, our vows better be based on the Team Rocket motto.
I vow to protect you from devastation.
To unite our privates and feel sensation.
To pronounce you as my one true love,
and see the glitter of your eyes in the stars above.
Team Rocket, married, committed for life!
Pronounce us now, as husband and wife!
This is the best thing I’ve seen on Tumblr today.